🚫 Stop Freezing Chili! 🏕️🍱
Your freezer is NOT the chili graveyard! Ditch frostbitten leftovers and unlock **shelf-stable, flavor-packed chili** ready to devour in 2 minutes flat—no thawing, no fuss. (Psst… Your future campfire self will thank you.)
✅ Why This Chili is a Freezer-Free Gamechanger
- 🔥 No More Freezer Burn: Preserve that smoky, spicy flavor for **2+ years**—no icy betrayal.
- 💸 Cheaper Than Takeout: Batch-cook for pennies per jar (even with grass-fed beef!).
- 🎒 Campfire Hero: Heat-and-eat meals for hiking, RV trips, or “I forgot to meal prep” Mondays.
- ⚠️ Botulism-Proof: Done right, it’s safer than your aunt’s questionable potato salad.
🥩 Ingredients (Makes 7 Pint Jars)
- 2 lbs ground beef (or turkey for a lean twist)
- 1 onion, diced (tears optional)
- 4 garlic cloves, minced (or 1 tbsp pre-chopped—we don’t judge)
- 2 cans kidney beans, drained (or 3 cups cooked dry beans)
- 1 can (28 oz) crushed tomatoes
- 2 tbsp chili powder
- 1 tbsp cumin
- 1 tsp smoked paprika (for that campfire vibe)
- Salt & pepper to taste
- Optional: 1 diced jalapeño or 1 cup corn (live dangerously)
👩🍳 Step-by-Step: Canning Like a Pro
- Brown & Sizzle: Cook beef in a skillet until crispy. Drain fat (unless you’re into greasy chili).
- Simmer the Magic: Throw everything into a pot. Simmer 20 mins—taste and add more heat if you dare.
- Jar It Up: Ladle hot chili into sterilized jars, leaving 1-inch headspace. Wipe rims like you’re OCD.
- Pressure Can: Process pints for 75 mins at 11 PSI (adjust for altitude). *Water bath? Nope. Botulism isn’t a joke.*
- Cool & Label: Let jars cool 24 hrs. Tag them “Better Than Your Ex’s Chili.”
💡 Pro Tips for Chili Champions
- 🌶️ Spice Control: Add cayenne post-canning to avoid “mouth on fire” surprises.
- 🥫 No Siphoning: Let chili settle before ladling to keep jars clean.
- 🧼 Vinegar Hack: Wipe jars with white vinegar to prevent mineral stains.
📦 Storage & Campfire Swagger
- ⏳ Shelf Life: 2+ years in a cool, dark pantry. Refrigerate after opening (if there’s leftovers).
- 🔥 Campfire Queen: Dump a jar into a pot, heat, and top with cheese. *Mic drop.*
- 🎁 Gift Flex: Pair with cornbread mix and a mini hot sauce—instant hero status.
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